THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

twowaydream:

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boyaroundtown:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’ On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’

She calmly turned her head and said,

‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’ To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch’

:D?

stormofgenius:
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Pete Wentz.
I’ve always wanted red jeans, but can I pull it off? I think it makes me look kinda stumpy lol.

Pete Wentz.

I’ve always wanted red jeans, but can I pull it off? I think it makes me look kinda stumpy lol.

Patrick Stump

Patrick Stump

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twowaydream

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Thank you! I’m most likely following you all under my personal blog in case you were wondering. :)

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indiangiver:

Snakes by Great Northern

Who is he??
ps. I need that shirt.

Who is he??

ps. I need that shirt.

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fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Turns out, humans aren’t the only ones to play hopscotch.
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awwww! the cute factor’s like through the freaking roof!

poignant:

elephantsandlambs:

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Turns out, humans aren’t the only ones to play hopscotch.

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awwww! the cute factor’s like through the freaking roof!

New Perspective is making my bird hump everything in her cage LOL. Brendon Urie turns on every species.

fuckyeahpanicatthedisco:

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this statement, lol.